What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Green mimosas i think yes
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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