yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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