Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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