Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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