they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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