i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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