oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The ass gains better be worth it
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