Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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