I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i will never coherently bang her
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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