You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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