Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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