Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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