So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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