I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You ruined the universe
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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