like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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