was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
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This baby is an asshole
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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