the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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