This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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