K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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