im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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