ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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