Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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