If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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