if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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