The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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