Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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