Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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