what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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