chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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