READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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