hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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