the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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