I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She's the barista slut.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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