I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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