Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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