How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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