There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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