I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize