no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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