Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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