if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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