I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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