I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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