dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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