dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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