wat bout pragnant strippers??
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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