I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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