when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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