I wish I only lived at night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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