You work out of a Hotel?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
