Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I had to cum in my sink.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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