Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
