We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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