I don't think brook has ever known best
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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