We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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