Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The air taste purple.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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