We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
birth control should be required to get into college
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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