What a fucking waste of an outfit
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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