i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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