super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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