He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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